wish i would’ve seen this in 4DX so i could feel ana de armas punch me in the face too

as soon as that third act starts i turn into timothée chalamet at a knicks game

one star for stitch, one star for billy magnussen. definitely a disney+ original (derogatory)

Final Destination: Generational Trauma

one of the last examples of The Great Historical Epic hollywood used to be known for but is now essentially - and unfortunately - nonexistent. the last hour here is some of the most enthralling and awe-inspiring filmmaking i’ve ever seen in my entire life. movies are fucking miracles man.

so glad i got to see this in a theater - couldn’t imagine experiencing it for the first time any other way. orlando bloom and eva green have two of the most beautiful faces i’ve ever seen on film. i hope ridley scott lives forever. VIVE LE CINÉMA

the mcu vs. the male loneliness epidemic

the ant 3 should be about ben affleck and the autism academy vs. rfk jr

even when taking into the wendigos and supernatural serial killers i can still think of worse fates than being trapped in a cursed time loop with three beautiful women

this is the only movie that should’ve beat brokeback mountain for best picture in 2005

i would also put up with all that for a first date with meghann fahy

edwin starr said it best

not every wife guy spy movie can be black bag