Stefan Patron

Favorite films

  • Drive
  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • Lucky
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

All
  • Echo Valley

    ★★½

  • Delivery Dancer's Sphere

  • Phase Shifting Index

  • The Sparrow in the Chimney

    ★★★

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Grand Theft Hamlet

2024

★★★ Watched

Grand Theft Hamlet is a mad meta-experiment that turns a pandemic-era idea into something very human. Two out-of-work British actors to Grand Theft Auto V during lockdown, desperate for creative meaning and, maybe also of an audience, to put on Hamlet inside a lawless video game world.

The strong part isn’t in flawless execution (there’s none), but it’s in the chaos that unfolds. Wigs get stolen, stages get shot up, rehearsals are interrupted by griefers in clown masks. And…

Ballerina

2025

★★★½ Watched

The cinematography and action choreography are as expected from a John Wick movie: Awesome! I enjoyed being back in this world, even though Balerina didn’t do much to expand the world-building or characters and the story was just a long string of revenge tropes.

For my German friends including mild spoilers: 

Die Szene in welcher der Kanzler den Ausnahmezustand erklärt weil „The outsider isn’t contained“ und dann greift ein ganzes Dorf in Süddeutschland zu Waffen und geht auf Menschenjagd, muss schon der feuchte Fiebertraum von Dobrint und Söder sein.

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Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story

2011

½ Watched

Worst film adaptation of an Wikipedia article ever.

The German Chainsaw Massacre

1990

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Hallo Herr Schlingensief,
ich finde gut was sie sagen, aber ich mag einfach nicht wie sie mit mir reden.