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Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Scream
  • It Follows
  • Martyrs

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  • Jason X

    ★★★★

  • Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    ★★★½

  • Halloween

    ★★★★★

  • Scream

    ★★★★★

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Halloween

1978

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

i don’t think i’ve ever done a legitimate review on halloween. i mean, what could i possibly have to say that other people haven’t said? it’s the perfect horror movie, mixing atmosphere with scares to extreme effect.

growing up on this movie has let me recollect on why exactly this movie means so much to me. maybe because it’s the first movie i ever watching. maybe it’s the memory of being three and seeing my mom watching laurie getting…

Halloween II

2009

★★★★★ Liked 7

”I’m not strong enough and I’m tired of pretending that I am!”

Rob Zombie divided horror audiences in August 2007 when he released his re-imagining of 1978’s Halloween (which is my personal all-time favorite movie). Some people praised it and called it a terrifying masterpiece while others ripped it to shreds, calling Rob Zombie a hack. With the story neatly wrapping up at the end of the film, not even Rob Zombie had any intentions on a Halloween II, but…

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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

1993

★★★½ Liked Rewatched

imagining the gag it must have been to be in the theater opening night and seeing freddy’s claws drag jason’s mask into the dirt……just to have to wait 10 years for the payoff 😭😭

Halloween

2018

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

never ever ever EVERRR getting over how amazing this movie is like this is a perfect movie actually

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Scary Movie 4

2006

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

brenda meeks is truly one of the funniest fictional characters ever.

Scary Movie 3

2003

★★½ Liked Watched

me: my sense of humor is very sophisticated
also me: cracks up at a little boy being thrown out of a window after hitting a fan