Telling people "did you know JK Simmons broke two ribs getting tackled by Miles" is my new Viggo's toe moment

"White men watch this like: '...so I need to work harder'"

Me pointing at the screen like Leonardo DiCaprio every time they said 'Whiplash'

Quite possibly the most euphorically evil sountrack to exist, plucking my anxiety like a double bass, it's so beautiful it lulls you into a false sense of relaxed security before pouncing on you in a relentless…

Dear God this is easiest 5 stars I've ever given, I really don't have words, y'all were right, it is the best movie ever, I'll be damned. These spidermovies really be so much better with PARENTS HAHA

Not me failing to hold back tears for all the times it was cute & emotional & hitting me right in the fucking nuts with these family speeches, but even when nothing was happening, just soaking in the full breadth of the animation medium and…

I feel like A24 said "wow this is so scary, we'll take it" and Tim Robinson said "um...no it's actually funny, but sure"

It might sound reductive to say it’s another I Think You Should Leave sketch that just expands and continues for 90 minutes, but I don’t mean that as an insult. Nobody does it like Tim Robinson, every time he just says the word FUCK it’s funny. I feel like Friendship could be the next Napoleon Dynamite of…

Is the sequel gonna be How To Train Your Actors

The best live action remake of an animated classic that exists today simply because it's a literal shot-for-shot remake, which makes its existence kinda pointless, but at least it means the crew understands what people loved about the original and KEPT IT rather than pointlessly changing it like Disney has been doing consistently.

Live action remake also means (by definition) it's not as good looking nor as well acted as…

Dear God will somebody please die from a lightsaber wound to the chest please, or at the very least stab in the chest then pull up and cut them in half cuz YOU'RE ALREADY IN THERE WHY NOT JUST FINISH IT stop bringing the "no one dies" shit over from Marvel, I personally have bigger scars from falling on asphalt

Ahsoka doesn't deserve my building anger on this, but Disney has sucked all the fun out of lightsaber fights, which…

Dawg I am not using 3 bowls every time I want to scramble eggs, maybe try not getting shells in there? Skill issue?

Not sure how it took this long to make a romance movie with two of the greatest actors alive but here we are. Yes a lot of it's foundation is lined with the same old formula, but there's several unique qualities here that makes it special I think. First is obviously the Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh…