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Wait, no, this can’t be it. I was promised Tom Cruise in space 😭

Teachers don’t get paid enough

Death seems like a guy who’s really ionate about his job but also knows how to have fun

Overall the bringing her back process seemed quite convoluted whereas the talking to me process was so simple.

My Sunday gravy will never be the same

Makes me want to watch the documentary and not as a compliment

Should astronauts be lowkey depressed and be low on vitamin D?

“Gooba gab…meh”

Fred Durst donning the red cap was like a marvel moment

Watched on Saturday April 26, 2025.

Some fun axe-tion sequences to take your mind off the convoluted human trafficking plot.

Didn’t know a thing about this movie going in so it took me 100 minutes and a couple of doves flying in slo mo to realize John Woo directed this.
Not sure if knowing helped though.

One fewer title option for the Mikkelsen biopic though

Way too little wolf in the man

Aka the origin story of Hannibal and the Gouldberg aria

Daewoo jumpscare

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Crypto scams don’t have to be this complicated.

Ohmu in the Valley of the Snow

I dunno, kinda looks like an ape

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I’m just glad NoHo Hank survives this time

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Hey that’s the Bourne identity ending, not cool, Gorge

A 90s celebrity makes an announcement and the DOW goes up 113? Imagine that.

SO MANY QUESTIONS

How did the past have so many callbacks to the present

He who makes amends with Liam Gallagher is the better man

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Once that fucker inserted his thumb into someone else’s orange juice carton to open it I knew he was paycho

I guess I’m on team Conclave now

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Welp that rental agreement is void

The fashion, the jewelry, the gossip, it’s giving very Real Housecardinals of Rome.

I sat through 50 minutes of this so yes, I deserve a medal.

The weakest of the trilogy but we still get glimpses of the Paddington charm.

Roz is Levi from Scavenger’s reign with underdeveloped lats

“Why is he whispering?”
- a lady in my theater asking the important questions

Cuteness: 10/10
Stress level: also 10/10

Is psychological thriller in the room with us?

L’chaim to all the Benjis

Multiple people ask Kraven how he tracked them down and his answers all boil down to “Ayyyy I’m a hunting hunter who hunts.”

Truly maddening.

We got a Cameron Diaz comeback BUT AT WHAT COST

This movie did too much ether

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I just know that bowling alley is gonna be concrete cubes

Patrick is Agassi and Art is Sampras.
Tashi is Gullikson?
Fantasy ruined.

RTA works
Source: Paddington 2

Semper ubi sub ubi

The man is obsessed with wheat

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Nothing good can happen in a walk in freezer of an abandoned Pizza Hut in staten island

Watched on Friday January 10, 2025.

How soon before a Wallace onesie pattern is posted on Ravelry

Oopsie that’s a vein

Ma punch sounds are my asmr

Watched on Wednesday January 8, 2025.

Sometimes it's ok to call it quits.

• Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
• Dirty Dancing
• Footloose
• Get Shorty
• Kindergarten Cop 2
• Oldboy
• Paint Your Wagon
• Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
• Skiptrace
• The Covenant

...plus 31 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

As the podcast Unspooled goes forward, I will rank the movies to my personal taste.

1. Citizen Kane
2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
3. The General
4. All About Eve
5. Singin' in the Rain
6. Rocky
7. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
8. Platoon
9. Bonnie and Clyde
10. The Wizard of Oz

...plus 12 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Cinemonster's rules for Hooptober 4.0:
6 sequels: Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015), Leprechaun in the Hood (2000), Cult of Chucky (2017), Critters 3 (1991), Psycho 2 (1983), Jason X (2001)
6 countries: Cronos (1993) - Mexico, It (2017) - USA, Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979) - , The Silenced (2015) - S. Korea, Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980) - China, Let the Right One in (2008) - Sweden
6 decades
6 films from before 1970: The Invisible Man (1933), Cat People (1942), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958), The Mummy (1959), Konga (1961)
6 films from Carpenter, Raimi, Whale, Browning, Craven, Tom Holland: Ghosts of Mars (2001) Carpenter, The Evil Dead (1981) - Raimi, Deadly Friend (1986) - Craven, Fright Night (1985) - Holland, Bride of Frankenstein (1935) - Whale, The Fog (1980) - Carpenter
3 people eating people: Raw (2016), The Descent (2005), We Are What We Are (2013)
1 Hammer film: Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974)
1 Romero Dead film: Dawn of the Dead (1978)
1 terrible oversight: The Thing (1982)
2 Tobe Hooper films: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Djinn (2013)

• Tremors 5: Bloodlines
• Leprechaun in the Hood
• Cult of Chucky
• Critters 3
• Psycho II
• Jason X
• Cronos
• It
• Nosferatu the Vampyre
• The Silenced

...plus 22 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• M
• Airplane II: The Sequel
• My Cousin Vinny
• Legally Blonde
• Inherit the Wind
• Philadelphia
• Miracle on 34th Street
• Kramer vs. Kramer
• Chicago
• To Kill a Mockingbird

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.