He’s a banglord and he has the GOAT toilet seat. Let’s do a countdown of Howl’s looks from nottest to hottest:

8) Red / orange hair (after his bath): I love a ginger but this is really not his look. He was right to melt into sulking slime after. It’s a no from me.

7) Bird in Flight / human head (while flying around): This level of species disunity is a big turn-off.

6) Fanged, Convalescing Feathered Mass (post-battle): I don’t…

If you think I’m not going to come on here and leave my usual dumbass, stream of consciousness “dear diary” reviews of movies just because our sorry excuse for a country is swirling further down the toilet then you are sorely mistaken. If I stop watching movies and talking barely-about-them-but-mostly-about-myself then the assbags have truly won.

For my non-local peeps: our last living video rental outfit closed several years ago but donated its entire collection to our local indie cinema.…

Tubi is… look, I’m gonna say it… here it comes… a full-on disruptor and wrecking these other services. If right now in April of 2023 if I had to pick just 2 streaming services to use regardless of cost etc, I would say Criterion Channel and mf’n Tubi. When I go on my Letterboxd watchlist and filter it out by service, Tubi has more by a mile. It’s way more fun to browse. They don’t even make you . It’s killing…

57 days ago I decided to watch every Val Kilmer movie ever released and I have reached the end of that road 83 features later. This wacko nonsense is the last of them purely because it was never released anywhere except on an Australian double feature DVD along with Dream A Little Dream 2 and it took the whole of these 57 days to secure and receive a copy from down under. Was it worth the hassle? Was any of…