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2025
“They must be terrorists from out-of-town”
What’s an “out-of-town terrorist”? Isn’t that what all terrorists are?
Dear Wes Anderson,
I would like to formally nominate myself to being in your next film. I can talk fast when needed, and I think I look pretty good in suede outfits. Please reach out via mailed letter and/or call on a rotary phone.
Sincerely,
Letterboxd Noah.