When does a dream end?
A. When you wake up.
B. When you achieve it.
C. When you stop believing.
D. When reality can't be ignored.
I'm not quite sure why I didn't like this the first time I watched it. It was 2020 and I was stuck inside, watching about four movies a day in a desperate bid to get the most out of my Criterion Channel hip. I was young and immature and didn't quite know how to…
"I made you look like you could fly."
"But I can’t fly."
The image does not exist without you
About fifteen months ago I decided to shoot some footage of my immediate and extended family. Nothing fancy, just a bunch of locked-down tripod shots on a shitty Canon T5i showcasing my family renovating the downstairs apartment of my grandparent's home, an apartment that we would be moving into during the time it took to build our new house. I filmed…
Watching eight of these movies in five days has been an absolute fever dream and I don’t know what to believe any more. Is Ethan Hunt God? Is Tom Cruise our savior? How much does it cost to insure a man who puts himself on the edge of death every few years for the love of the game? Honestly I’m not sure I care any more, goated series, peak cinema, my parents naming me after this character is the best decision they ever made.
I'm bored and hate actual film criticism so here's my definitive ranking of the 12 jurors ranked worst to best.
Juror #10- racist piece of shit who was publicly shamed into changing his vote.
Juror #12- Man had no backbone whatsoever and just followed the lead of whoever screamed at him the loudest.
Juror #7- Obviously did not care about trial and by extension the life of the kid, reason for voting not guilty is superficial and annoying, I hope…
