the scarf stays on during sex

the creative choice to drop the italian accents was not enough to stop miriam margolyes from doing her damn thing

shakespearean rizz

how is this twink chowing down on whole humans and still has the build of a stick insect

with all that horror movie knowledge, lets count ourselves lucky stu and billy didnt turn into the next worse thing: student filmmakers

the unbearable weight of massive disappointment

oscar announcer: and best score goes to jonny greenwood for the power of the d- no wait- its HANS ZIMMER with a steel chair!

shouldnt be this good for a film that namedrops facebook in 2021 TWICE

i love being in the world where spider-man is too scared to kill any villains but lana wachowski shows 200 people hurl themselves out of skyscrapers onto concrete

thinking maybe if i stole one of gordon ramsays animals it might force him to break into my house and cook me a really nice meal

cher asked “do you believe in life after love?” and this film answered

this film is looking camp right in the eye