me on roller coaster tycoon making rides engineered to kill all the people in the theme park

ive been caught speeding three times and even i would maybe fucking use my brakes if a log truck crashed in front of me

to use sandlertiser for all your uncaught germs

bruised willis

jigsaw showing up on the tvs like rupaul about to announce this weeks maxi-challenge

decent for its youtube-era, but probably about time we stop letting "parody" be an excuse for something thats not very good

jigsaw: the heaviest side of the scales gets to go free

my opponent, cutting off his own flesh into the scales: aaaah owie ouch

me, pooping in the scales:

if i had my head stuck in a cube and it was filling with water i would have just simply drank all the water with my enormous mouth

jigsaw the type to traumatise you then pay for your therapy after to cope with the trauma

imagine being put in a game. like jigsaw really overestimating my will to live

all this could have been avoided if we gave john wick our long card number and the three whacky numbers on the back

the first fight here where john just rides around the depot running over people is how i play every gta online mission