the story of broomhilda that christoph waltz tells to django is literally shrek

if i had my head stuck in a cube and it was filling with water i would have just simply drank all the water with my enormous mouth

willem dafoe: you know, im something of an assassin myself

how the fuck is he getting to all of these places

bruised willis

lets see paul allen's NFTs

han and leia: luke we need you to help fight the empire

luke: im off doing hot girl shit

pe: *falls out of ship*

anakin: no! I have to go after her-

*realises she’s fallen into a pile of sand*

anakin: guess she’ll die

sexual tension between the predator and a human woman was not on my bingo card

jigsaw showing up on the tvs like rupaul about to announce this weeks maxi-challenge

palpatine: *starts electrocuting luke*

vader: IVE ABANDONED MY BOY

me on roller coaster tycoon making rides engineered to kill all the people in the theme park