how the fuck is he getting to all of these places

he christian bailed

the story of broomhilda that christoph waltz tells to django is literally shrek

bruised willis

jack gyllenhaal's hair is slicked back all the time because the only climate in this town is torrential rain

and they say chivalry is dead

i guess you are my little porg-champ

disney took away the chance for poe to be gay so in return oscar isaac did not give a single shit about any of the line delivery

pe: *falls out of ship*

anakin: no! I have to go after her-

*realises she’s fallen into a pile of sand*

anakin: guess she’ll die

anakin skywalker: im playing both sides so that i always come out on top

invented peach sex innuendos before call me by your name had the fucking chance

i shoulda never took that blue pill i ended up in the squid game