pe: *falls out of ship*

anakin: no! I have to go after her-

*realises she’s fallen into a pile of sand*

anakin: guess she’ll die

anakin skywalker: im playing both sides so that i always come out on top

kidnapping top surgeons and keeping jigsaw alive in a fridge is how theyre keeping prince philip alive im sure

imagine being put in a game. like jigsaw really overestimating my will to live

lets see paul allen's NFTs

feels like a gta v dlc, from snoop dogg giving side quests to smashing up a car on a golf course

sexual tension between the predator and a human woman was not on my bingo card

i would have got off that plane the second i heard the crying baby, im sure the grim reaper would understand

if i had my head stuck in a cube and it was filling with water i would have just simply drank all the water with my enormous mouth

yeah i know the 'austin powers and dr evil are brothers' twist is meant to be a bit but considering they are literally identical, yeah no fucking shit

jigsaw: dies in the previous film

also jigsaw: you thought it was over

jigsaw the type to traumatise you then pay for your therapy after to cope with the trauma