the story of broomhilda that christoph waltz tells to django is literally shrek

no more cocomelon, we’re introducing kids to the concept of facing death with confidence through talking cats

to use sandlertiser for all your uncaught germs

watching uncut gems with a different crowd every time turns into a spectator sport of everyones reactions when the intro pans out of adam sandlers asshole

when princess mindy ed all the sea creatures names, shes just like lady di

guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

how the fuck is he getting to all of these places

took me this long to marry up the name ‘wick’ and the tagline ‘dont set him off’, bravo stahelski!

lets see paul allen's NFTs

he christian bailed

strange that the crown forgot such an important part of the queens history, when she was almost assassinated by hypnotism at a baseball game

and they say chivalry is dead