Jay has written 141 reviews for films during 2019.

Tall Girl

2019

½ Watched

size 13 nikes, she walked in the club like nobodys business

Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort

2014

½ 4

midsommar wants what this rural incest cult focused on killing their new significant other has

The Perfect Date

2019

★★ Liked 8

girls you dont need to pay noah centurian to be pretentious in an art gallery just get a tinder in a city and hundreds of boys will do it for free

Knock Knock

2015

3

the free pizza speech from keanu is enough to make you forget this is Ana De Armas' breakout feature film

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

2019

★★ 12

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Let It Snow

2019

★★ 5

jacob batalon is just working his way around every actor whos portrayed spider-man, andrew garfield youre next

Ma

2019

★★ Liked 28

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Child's Play

2019

★★½ 3

i dont think the world is ready to see aubrey plaza play a mom

The Addams Family

2019

3

yes i know were all distracted by how unattractive oscar isaacs character is but its directed by the guy that brought us shrek 2 lets not be too quick to judge

The Laundromat

2019

★½ 19

just because steven soderbergh can make 4 films a year on his iphone x doesnt mean he should

Murder Mystery

2019

9

i dont know about about a murder but luke evan's agent is clearly trying to kill his career

Camp Rock

2008

★★ Liked 10

broke: gaga and cooper
woke: lovato and jonas