assumed this was two hours long but apparently i started the three hours directors cut and didn’t realise until half way through. wasn’t my vibe but i kept going. my reward? jimmy fallon

harrison ford driving around in a cowboy hat just aura farming

i thought the one place i was safe from tom cruise doing backflips would be a francis ford coppola film, boy was i wrong

henry cavill is so good here they could only follow his villain with an evil gif, and i will never get tired of saying “that’s the moustache that ruined the dc cinematic universe!”

being a defence lawyer seems pretty easy if the guy just owns up to it

michael mann’s gta online mission, complete with the cops that forget you did anything if you drive a few streets away

would have a legacy sequel by now if it wasn’t for DAYS OF THUNDER: TRICKLE not having quite the same ring to it

they used to make so many movies about tom cruise getting involved with a scary cult. Which could mean nothing

is it normal for vampires to baby trap each other or is it just these two

killing off your ing cast so all you have for your legacy sequel team-up is the guy ethan gave diarrhoea

the last breathe of 80s throwback media until stranger things fires the final bullet

painfully pedestrian but there’s enough june squibb demanding olives and saying words like “uber” to make it worth your while