In which Robert Pattinson’s life is improved substantially by the arrival of a second, hornier Robert Pattinson. 

For everyone but the studio financiers, Mickey 17 is an ideal follow-up to Parasite, exploring many of the themes typical of a Bong Joon-ho film, but exclusively in the silliest possible. It’s clear why this film caused such a stir with Warner Bros CEO David Zaslav in particular, but spending budgets of $150+ million on fake teeth and armies of mole people is exactly what auteurs should be doing with their blank cheques. Even the Wilhelm Scream is back!