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chronic 5 starrer & horror freak

Favorite films

  • Resident Evil
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

    ★★★★★

  • Love Wrecked

  • Sleepaway Camp

    ★★★★½

  • Vampires

    ★★★★

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Superstar

1999

★★★★ Liked 1

mary katherine gallagher was the awkward, hypersexual, roman-catholic school girl representation i needed growing up. i would follow her letterboxd and check it religiously. reading all the (positive) reviews on this movie and realizing i'm not the only one who cherished this movie as a child. 

am i in the minority when i say molly shannon has always been funnier than will ferrell?

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

1991

★★★★★ Liked 1

i once only knew of this movie from the countless times i browsed through the channels as a kid and i noticed hbo was almost always playing it. as you can imagine the title stuck with me until i finally caught it one day. i fell in love. i fell in love with the character of sue ellen, i fell in love with it’s ability to almost reach the perimeters of becoming a thriller but executing it in the most…

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Pee-wee's Big Adventure

1985

★★★★★ Liked Watched

i love that little gay freak.

Love Wrecked

2005

Watched

played in the background and didn’t pay much attention sadly. amanda looked gorge tho!!!

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Megan Thee Stallion: In Her Words

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

this had me in tears when she broke down hearing that man’s conviction. all of her pain and exhaustion surfaced in her cries, palpable even through a television screen. it is heartbreaking that she even had to make this. i hope megan is able to move forward and leave this behind for good.

Bring Her Back

2025

★★★★½ Liked Watched

the thing that shines the most in BRING HER BACK is definitely its phenomenal cast. child actors delivering some of the best work i’ve seen in modern horror and i don’t think i will ever look at Sally Hawkins the same ever again. i really loved TALK TO ME and although i haven’t given it a rewatch yet, i felt it did everything it was supposed to in its runtime. i do think this one could’ve benefitted from just a lil more time.…