I am the walrus?

2025 has possibly been the worst year I've had the privilege to live. From all my hope and optimism that was built in '24, '25 ran a wrecking ball through it. Simple joys that once got me through it all like sports, have been crushed. De'Aaron why'd you have to leave? I can't believe Patrick Mahomes' entire legacy is built on the failures of Kyle Shanahan and the 49ers. The studios only want to invest in…

Sacramento is what I call home. We're big enough to have a sports team and high rent but too small to have a national culture. We're in California but dropped in the middle. The state economy is the 5th largest in the entire world but we don't have a single billionaire. We have a golden bridge but not that golden Bridge. Unlike Ladybird, I embrace the unfortunate awkwardness of my city. From head to toe and I am filled with…

Shoutout to mandy the goat and the cat and yknow what everyone always talks about Soderbergh and his crazy year with the movies but we should be talking about Mandy. A-VOID and this? Next level.

Here's some random stuff from my clipboard:

Curtains for bingo?? See how this plumbus yogurlease changed his froak radius

Track listing for Nashville Skyline:

1. Lemme tell you about the breasts on this girl from my hometown
2. Instrumental (still horny somehow)
3. Goddamn I…

I've sort of been obsessed with The Watermelon Woman since the day I watched it, recommending to everyone I know and having a deep reverence for the film. I was kinda unsure why and started believing I was hyping it up a little too much. Well, the haters are silenced now because I just why I fell in love with the film. Cheryl's way of telling this story, weaving together something that feels so genuine with complete fiction is…