Gabriel Ojeda-Sague

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Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  • Another Gay Movie

All
  • The Women

  • Final Destination 2

  • The Last Supper

  • The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant

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The Women

1939

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real housewives of the transatlantic accent, a good ol fashioned bitch fest, 12 angry men for the girlies. 

the thing that’s great here is that while its explicit politics is obviously conservative and misogynistic (women are backbiters who should learn the quiet resilience of staying with their cheating husbands), the actual pleasure of the film lies in the absolute joy of gossiping about other people’s problems, being in the company of women you both ire and resent, and wearing an…

Final Destination 2

2003

Liked Watched

try to describe this movie without using the word “iconic”

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The Substance

2024

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a movie that does all your thinking for you! I mean rly if you didn’t get the themes from the clear allegory, each character will explicitly state the themes, and then if you don’t get it it from that, a flashback will come up to explain it, and then if you don’t get it from THAT, literal text will appear on the screen to give you one last shot at getting the themes!

at least its a fun time. Lots…

Nosferatu

2024

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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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