Bottoms

2023

★★★★★ Liked 1

I’m in it with my friends so

Anatomy of a Fall

2023

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Well I just saw the greatest acting performance of my life and it was not by Sandra Hüller or a child actor with the cuntiest bangs I’ve ever seen — it was by a dog so—

Past Lives

2023

★★★★★ Liked Watched

You know when a movie is directly made for you to feel ripped apart into 1 million pieces but that feeling alone makes you feel like a complete person and then you get to drive alone home and cry to Radiohead? Yeah :) yeah one of those ones for lil ol’ Edebiri (me!)

The Iron Claw

2023

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The Holdovers

2023

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Very “they don’t make movies like that anymore” but then they did! Charming! Frightening New England representation!

Beau Is Afraid

2023

Liked 2

Ari Aster, if you read this, please DM me!! I would like to connect you to a prayer line! It is a phone number where anywhere from 4 to 13 menopausal, Afro-Caribbean, Pentecostal women from the church I grew up going to will pray with you and FOR YOU on the phone for however long you need. You just dial in. You don’t even have to speak! There is NO pressure. Let them pray for you! Ari, DM me! Please!!! Let these women lay spiritual hands on you! me ASAP!!!

The Departed

2006

Liked 1

I’m always a bit nervous talking about my past publicly just because people can have such a weird sense of familiarity but I dunno, fuck it. I’m proud of my work!

So, I was the dialect coach on this movie but ONLY for the word “microprocessors.”
I taught everyone how to say the word microprocessors in the funniest way possible and I did an amazing job. 
Didn’t get enough time with Vera, obviously, but the past is the past….

If…

Killers of the Flower Moon

2023

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in a movie that contains so much greed and monstrosity, I left with so many thoughts and feelings on endurance, comion, care and love. 
we are all so lucky to be alive at the same time as Martin Scorsese…..
Can’t even do a joke review for this lol toooooooo moved !!!!!!

Mad Max: Fury Road

2015

★★★★½ Liked 4

obviously everyone knows this movie is really hard for me to watch, as in 2009 I lost my virginity to the doof warrior who plays the flaming electric guitar. I don't like to talk about it publicly, because it was one of the worst breakups of my life...it's just hard and strange. they say you don't really live in LA until you see someone you slept with on a billboard -- but what about when the doof warrior who you…

The Empire Strikes Back

1980

★★★★½ 52

this movie is great but I was really shocked by how ugly Yoda was sorry if that pisses anybody off but I had only seen baby Yoda and adult Yoda is fucking busted

Maestro

2023

Watched

Literally WHO abandoned Snoopy in the vestibule!!!

Godzilla Minus One

2023

Liked 1

Just thought this was absolutely incredible. Wasn’t expecting to be emotionally gut punched by a Godzilla movie but here we are.