In order to save Paris from an international bloodbath, a grieving scientist is forced to face her tragic past when a giant shark appears in the Seine.
塞纳河畔, มฤตยูใต้ปารีส, Rekiny w Sekwanie, En las profundidades del Sena, 센강 아래, У глибинах Сени, Žraloci v Paříži, Sob as Águas do Sena, 巴黎深淵, Акулы в Париже, セーヌ川の水面の下に, Phía dưới sông Seine, Cápák a Szajnában, 巴黎深渊, Paris'in Altında, Hajar i Paris, Im Wasser der Seine, Sub Paris, במעמקי הסן, Pod Parizom, Στα Βάθη του Σηκουάνα, في أعماق النهر, Po Paryžiumi, Hajer i Paris, Seinen syvyyksissä, पैरिस के नीचे, Под Париж, სენის ქვეშ
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Andorra 
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Argentina+16 
Armenia 
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At no point does anyone say "Shark-re Bleu!"
One star.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Damn the shark actually wins
Well the ending was fun? Like I have to give the movie credit, not sure a movie has ended like that ever before.
You can never count on the Mayor to make the right decision when there’s an event on in town.
oh miss lilith you did not have to EAT like that
Finally, sharks have their own "good for her" movie
Wheres Ladybug & Catnoir? 😞
The sharks served oui oui baguette cunt at the end
Legit one of the funnier “secretly serious” movies I’ve ever seen
giving it 4 stars because this is exactly what will happen when there's a shark spotted in paris
i love happy endings!
Netflix Presents: (JAW)CQUES
Pretty much just “Jaws on the Seine River”, but with minimal gore (except for 1-2 awesome scenes) and a heavy emphasis on climate change and ocean pollution. First half of the movie drags pretty hard but once shit pops off with French Greta Thunberg and her naive young environmental activist friends getting all self-righteous and nearly fucking everything up, the third act kicks things into high gear.
The use of gross murky waters where you can’t see 6 ft in front of you to build tension works very well in its favor, but goddamn are those CGI sharks rough (makes me believe Piranha 3DD should be hung in the Louvre). The Jaws rip-offs get pretty hilariously 1:1…
