antoine doinel is a certified giver upper. if at first you don’t succeed, do something else. he tries to dye flowers red and they somehow end up dead and smoking and he immediately quits his job. the only thing he was adamant about in this movie was naming his child alphonse and I think that’s mainly because his wife wanted to name the child ghislain and ghislain is an awful name. be like antoine and give up! be a part-time…
whenever I feel a panic attack coming on I will stare at this picture of josh holloway which seems to trigger some type of inherent calming sensation within me and if that doesn’t work i’ll put on this movie and i’ll typically calm down by the time hugh dancy appears at the hot dog stand but unfortunately this time neither of these tried and true methods had any efficacy and I watched this entire movie with my heart racing like it was a psychological thriller and not a movie about a girl addicted to buying ugly shoes
a big part of my middle school experience was watching multiple episodes of csi: crime scene investigation a day and also watching this movie about once a month to the point where I had pretty much every scene memorized. because of this I was, from a very young age, deeply familiarized with the decomposition rate of the human body on top of being instilled with a long-lasting fear of men’s gas station restrooms and the glory holes within. follow for more fun facts about me.
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ok but the real reason frodo fucks off to valinor is because sam married rosie instead of him and that’s the tea
