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My jaw was on the ground during the rock climbing scene but everything else was a snoozefest

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I knew Jim was the baddie the second he instructed abort mission. You could call me ethan hunt, or you could call me tonight

Stupid garbage fire that made me so angry I had to skip pilates and nap instead. This film went on an unwarranted journey from gangster violence -> romance -> “comedy” -> battle royale -> mythology. Its as if someone combined random elements of five different scripts and went, voila…

And this is me choosing not to touch on pooja hegde’s character. Im too tired.

This was funny as hell. How do these people talk so fast. Bring back the transatlantic accent I say!

Blind or not, zooni’s falsh lashes were stuck on

Is your pet actually naughty or are you just a shitty pet owner?

Im actually not sure that there’s ever going to be a better love story than this

My first foray into the Final Destination franchise, and as a trained Health & Safety Representative, I have to say this could have all been avoided if the proper workplace safety protocols were adhered to 🫵🏽

I wish some key elements of the story weren’t as obvious, but it definitely had me hooked all the way. A much bigger improvement from Talk To Me imo. It takes a lot to scare me, so I wouldn’t put this down as terrifying, but it is pretty damn disgusting. I have never had problems with body horror or gore, but this has got to be up there as one of the worst. Props to the makeup crew bc it only worked thanks to how realistic it all looked. Im curious to see where these young actors go in their careers, and whether or not the Philippou brothers can finally make me piss my pants one day (teehee)

Watched on Monday May 26, 2025.

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About halfway through I thought to myself, how funny would it be if it turns out these characters are really Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and Megatron

All the drama aside, Emilia Perez was not actually as bad as I expected it to be. The singing is terrible, yes, but I was engaged enough to keep watching.

Acab includes Johny, sorry my guy ☹️

The biggest wasted opportunity. Couldve been a Captain America Civil War 2.0 situation where he starts recruiting for the avengers but instead we get a constantly out of breath harrison ford and a zombie brains man unnecessarily hogging screentime. The dynamic between Sam and Joaquin is the only entertaining plotpoint, but we dont even get to see Falcon in the “biggest” fightscene in the end with red hulk?! 

Ive seen filler episodes but this is the first time ive experienced a filler movie.

I cant imagine what it was like to watch this film with no prior knowledge. No prequels to set the scene. Feels crazy to me

Andor seamlessly flowing into Rogue One which then seamlessly flows into A New Hope is just too satisfying for me. Maybe its okay to make more prequels.

Idk how they knew to make Mitsuri my twin but here we are

Watched on Thursday November 12, 2020.

I also dream of a campy vampy barbara steele threatening me with a knife

One of life’s greatest pleasures is to witness a cheating bastard freak tf out and go absolutely manic. This ending walked so Midsommar’s could run.

The order in which im watching these films could kill a victorian child

They just kept going in circles for that damn kid

Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days

SUE ME ALL YOU WANT!

And its the petitest cutest quirkiest icelandic woman you know just refusing to sing with the beat

Is there a more perfect movie? I dont think so

God forbid a woman scheme and manipulate

Katia Katia
Yes papa?
Vampire witch?
No papa!
Telling lies?
No papa!
Show your crucifix!
Ha ha ha 🤣

And if I say Ryan Coogler is a damn genius, who gon check me?

In 2014, Hrithik would once again play a character who plans to steal India’s jewels back from the British. Its not a lot, but weird that its happened twice.

Watched on Friday May 2, 2025.

Amy Adams delivers one heck of a performance, but I have never been this bored in a long time

So…this was terrible

Twas an anna kendrick kind of day for me

Barely scraped through as being entertaining enough to warrant watching the whole thing

This film is so Twilight-coded even though it was made years ahead. Idk how to explain it. The literal darkness, the absolutely GOATED soundtrack which I need pressed on vinyl asap, a romance founded on Elektra’s scent(?), the sheer unbelievability of it all. Had no idea Jon Favreau and Colin Farrell were in this, and we really had a Black Kingpin back in 2003 but now people are arguing about mermaids and redheads… Also, why tf were her eyes that green

Not the franchise for me, I understood nothing. In the words of Tyler the Creator, just shut the computer off!

Edit: wtf was that popup when posting a review, had my heart pounding more than the movie did

Not all coworkers are friends fr

Watched on Saturday April 26, 2025.

Watched on Thursday April 24, 2025.

Felt like I was getting punched in the chest by muhammad ali

Made me revive my library and borrow audiobooks for the first time. I cannot get enough of this universe.

Watched on Wednesday April 16, 2025.

Why did i cry at the bull racing scene

Watched on Monday April 14, 2025.

Watched on Sunday April 13, 2025.

Classic miscommunication humour! Hahahahaha!

Bitch im gagged

Convinced they put a mocap suit on a real cat, those movements and squeaks were too realistic for my kitty loving heart

Left me breathless and in need of childhood cartoons to decompress

(My favourite death was the sniper shot to the eyeball. Dont go looking for what you dont wanna see… @asiancinemacltv)

Every time i looked at my screen that damn kid is just skateboarding somewhere again and again, and then Viola Davis appeared

• My Neighbor Totoro
• Babygirl
• The Brutalist
• Conclave
• Rome, Open City
• Adolescence
• The Long Goodbye
• Klute
• The Raid
• Hereditary

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• Women Talking
• Thelma & Louise
• White Balls on Walls
• Art Talent Show
• One Last Evening
• All About Eve
• Sakuran
• Nam June Paik: Moon Is the Oldest TV
• Strangers on a Train
• Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé

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• Violent Summer
• The Swindlers
• Santa Claus Has Blue Eyes
• The Pig
• A Dirty Story
• Numéro zéro
• Irezumi
• Blind Beast
• Closely Watched Trains
• Capricious Summer

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• Sinners

• Still Life
• Violent Summer
• The Swindlers
• Kinds of Kindness
• The Happiest Girl in the World
• The Last of England
• Rome, Open City
• General Della Rovere

• Poor Things
• The Iron Claw
• All of Us Strangers
• Killers of the Flower Moon
• NYAD
• Anatomy of a Fall
• Lion
• Dune: Part Two
• Past Lives
• Love Lies Bleeding

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• Fungi: The Web of Life

• Boléro
• Sorcerous Love
• Symptom
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• The Astronaut Lovers
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• Demons
• Ele of the Dark
• Dipped in Black
• Mélange

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• Us and the Night
• Bran Nue Dae

• Occupied City
• Memoir of a Snail
• Abiding Nowhere
• Santosh
• Yakka
• Oi
• Withered Blossoms
• Analog Medium
• Soundtrack to a Coup d'Etat
• East of Noon

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