s McDormand completionists have to sit through this film and that really makes me laugh.

This is my impression of Chris Pratt yelling in every film he’s in:

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHH

Almost impressively shite.

That scene with the statue is one of the most arresting, beautiful things I’ve seen in years.

My new favourite unexpected film credit:

Choreography by:   PAULA ABDUL

Film 30 of Spooky Szn 2022.
Ranked: John Carpenter

Carpenter has made some interesting choices in his filmography but even by those standards, Woods as the lead is hilariously miscast.

Sheryl Lee, on the other hand? Sublime!