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Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Jurassic Park
  • Scream
  • A Few Good Men

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  • Incarnate

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  • Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

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  • The Slumber Party Massacre

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  • The Invitation

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Incarnate

2016

β˜…β˜… Watched

Incarnate sounds interesting in concept, but it doesn't take long for the film to reveal itself as the same supernatural haunting piece we've all seen time and time again.

It comes with all the expected genre clichΓ©s; the jump scares, the emotionally invested protagonist and the eccentric sidekicks, and the bait-and-switch ending that leaves on a sinister note. Incarnate is perfectly mediocre, ultimately failing to do anything of note or worthy of recommendation.

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

2010

β˜…Β½ Watched

Yet another movie seen solely for the purpose of director completionism, and as expected, The Revenge of Kitty Galore wasn't for me.

I could accept such a wacky concept for a film if the jokes hit or the narrative actually carried emotional weight, but neither is the case in this scenario. It's a largely dull and lifeless spy knock-off that offers little beyond computer-generated animals lip-syncing to famous actors. It never reaches out and grabs our attention, it skates by…

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Barbie

2023

β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½ Watched

You've really got to hand it to Mattel, because you can clearly see why Margot Robbie never thought they'd be allowed to make Barbie as it is. It takes plenty of self-referential shots that needed openness on Mattel's end, so they deserve praise for that.

Barbie is a gorgeous, pastel fever dream of a film that has more to say than many might give it credit. It's frequently funny, it examines the impact that Barbie has had on our culture…

Deadpool & Wolverine

2024

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Honestly, I didn't think any opening to a Deadpool movie would be able to top the highway opening from the first film, but I'll be damned.

Deadpool & Wolverine is an energetic, joke-filled blast of superhero entertainment that doesn't try to be the connective tissue between the past and future movies. It's packed full of outrageous comedy, glorious meta jabs, frequent bloody action and cameos that put a smile on your face. Kevin Feige certainly didn't dull down Deadpool to fit…