Man, I bet Mark's movie sucks SO bad.

At one point, I thought this was going to be a Mr. Freeze origin story. 

(Because he went into a fridge.)

“they’re just children”

if this had happened to me, it would've gone down differently. (i would've seen the ear in the field, said "ew," and left it there.)

DON'T SET YOUR MOTHER UP WITH PEOPLE YOU MET ONLINE NAMED WOLFSBANE.

haha. eat shit, Hare.