mallory ♡ Patron

he/she/it, I'm a teen wolf 1985 apologist.
90% of 5 stars given out are for stupid stuff I lost all professionalism for.

Favorite films

  • Stand by Me
  • Bright Lights, Big City
  • Repo Man
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

All
  • Seed of Chucky

    ★★★★★

  • Bride of Chucky

    ★★★★★

  • Back to the Future

    ★★★★★

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    ★★★★★

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Stand by Me

1986

★★★★★ Liked 4

first movie of 2025. 10th log on here. my favorite movie since I was 11.

took me 7 hours this watch btw. and this review is probably gonna be one of my long ones. I'm allowed to savor this movie fuck it.

this movie is so perfect genuinely. so beautiful and just hjgghfjf but whenever I rewatch it, it honestly never gets easier. I'm not gonna call chris dying a spoiler, it's revealed in like the first two minutes of…

They Live

1988

★★★★½ Liked Watched

I hate america.

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Seed of Chucky

2004

★★★★★ Liked Watched

I'm leaving you chucky and I'm taking the kid

Bride of Chucky

1998

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

5 STARS AND I MEAN IT! I need to rewatch seed right NOWWW

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Bright Lights, Big City

1988

★★★★★ Liked 15

Where do I even begin like, I've seen this movie 41 times. I've sat down and watched a movie barely anyone cares about 41 times. It's funny cause I feel like this is the first time I ever wrote a serious review for this movie? A long time ago I wrote a big list of details and overall stuff I ired but I also don't think I was taking it as seriously as I could've. I feel like by me…

Saw

2004

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

when I was like 9 I didn't know what saw was about and I had to miss swim practice because I saw a photo of billy the puppet and I got so scared because I thought the jigsaw puppet was gonna kill me