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Favorite films

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • Bo Burnham: Inside

All
  • The Birds

    ★★½

  • Fountain of Youth

    ★★½

  • The Phoenician Scheme

    ★★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★★½

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The Birds

1963

★★½ Watched

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

Fountain of Youth

2025

★★½ Watched

Horribly written and full of clichés… but I still watched the whole thing.

The plot? A chaotic attempt at depth.
The dialogue? Like it was pulled from a motivational Pinterest board.

But let’s not pretend that’s why we pressed play.
John Krasinski may be getting older but he’s entering that dangerously sexy “distinguished man” era.
Like, silver-fox-meets-ex-military-dad-who-reads-poetry kind of fine.
He’s not aging like wine anymore. He’s aging like top-shelf whiskey: bold, warm, and definitely not for beginners.

P.S. I don’t care if the movie made no sense—10/10 would watch again just for him.

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The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★★★ Liked 1

“Myself, I feel very safe.”
This quietly absurd yet strangely comforting line from The Phoenician Scheme encapsulates the unique tone of Wes Anderson’s latest cinematic feat. It is a film that is at once hilariously deadpan and deeply philosophical.

Anderson once again proves his unmatched ability to orchestrate visual perfection. Every frame of The Phoenician Scheme is composed like a painting: symmetrical, color saturated, and meticulously crafted. But beneath this polished aesthetic lies a narrative that dares to break patterns…

Heretic

2024

★★★★½ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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