(Extended Edition, 3h48m)

"I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone."

I was 8 years old when my parents took me to see this in 2001 at a drive-in cinema and it absolutely blew my mind. It finished really late at night but I stayed awake the whole time and I still have vivid memories of the Moria stuff especially, who kinda scared the crap out of me.

It absolutely still…

"What are you so afraid of? The worst that could've happened to you has already happened. There's nothing left to be afraid of."

Scariest movie of all-time! This movie scared the shit out of 14-year-old me and it still does for a few reasons. The isolated setting alone is enough to get me psychotic but when you add monsters on top of that and there's no way out... absolute nightmare fuel. I need to be in the right mindset to…

Unoriginal and by the book, it's basically a Friday the 13th copy with a Scream reveal but fun characters and a good amount of laughs managed to save it, mostly. Fred Hechinger carried this movie with his awkward character and I liked his character arc but Bobby (Billy Bryk) turned out to be my favorite he just had a good vibe and was really funny. For a while I forgot this was a slasher and enjoyed the character dynamics. The…

Just as good as the first! They each have their own strengths and weaknesses but I think both movies even out at the end of the day. For starters the setup event is even better than the plane crash, best ment to be careful on the road ever. I think of it quite often when I'm driving and pretty much always if I see a wood truck in front of me. Great use of Highway to Hell right there. Good…

Absolutely shocking moments of gore with awesome practical effects. They really show everything too, doesn't shy away from killing kids and animals in the worst imaginable ways. The story in between these moments are incredibly boring to me though. Annoying dialogue, frustrating decision making and unnatural character interactions—or is it culture shock?! I doubt it cause it's awful, I hope nobody thinks like these characters. The superstitions and religious beliefs are also overly exagerated to the point of becoming comedy.…

"My son ate his own shit today."

The Deliverance works best as a family drama about abuse and the focus on the dynamics between it's fairly interesting family . It's good simple psychology food for a while. That's the first half but then it abandons the interesting drama and becomes a mindless generic exorcist movie. The change in tones doesn't work because they have nothing to offer that's better than the first half, it's just the usual schlock and it's…