Picture this:

You're a kid, on a Thursday in March. Some very interesting times are surrounding you, both past and present. A ion for movies of yours had died out a few years back, and was now slightly re-vigorated after watching another great 90's movie with Giant Beasts in theater. So, you watch video essays, you follow movie review channels, you see lists. One night, as you watch a video essay on Post-Apocalypses and Ancient Superweapon tropes, you hear the…

Uhhh…how do I say this…
I saw this film in a dream. Like, the whole thing. On my computer, in my dream.
 For whatever reason I had a Dunkin Donuts Latte in my hand. Which is weird, since I never drink coffee.

The MPEs had a baby face, and the intermission, instead of having “If I Can’t Be Yours”, had an AI cover of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis by Frank Sinatra, and despite the rest of the film being English,…